littleghettoblaster

I cannot believe I didn’t post this before I moved off the Hill. Coincidentally, the part of town we live in, we’re forced to use Millenium/Broadstripe cable — so Comcast can’t have a monopoly. They, too, are not a considerate-to-their-customers kinda place, but they hire THE NICEST custy service folks. It’s downright evil. Anyway, this was my personal rant/open letter about/to Clearwire…

Dear Clearwire,

I understand that you do not want to offer up your own ass first when a customer calls to complain. But I just wanted an honest explanation to prove or disprove my theory that the reason my internet is slow at times is because everyone else in this ‘hood is also on a connection Clearwire at the same time. But no. You couldn’t say anything about that. Nope. You blamed THE INTERNET. “It could be the site you’re viewing; It could be spy-ware; It could be internet traffic backed up like on the freeway after work.” NO SHIT. Really? You think I didn’t know that, and just called you thinking you could tell me how all the tubes and pipes line up to bring me my Google? Ugh. Trust me, dude. I know this is not the other sites, or fuckin’ Spyware (thanks to my dad!), or a generic internet pileup. Your connection is slow. Always.

So, no matter how innocent and soft-speaking your customer service folks are, your service is SHIT. Unquestionably.

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