littleghettoblaster

I have this new gig. I take a bus to get there. I’m a “commuter”–and yes, I put it in quotes. Because I have weird ideas about what a “commuter” is. In my version, they preach about how much better they they are than you because they take the bus to work and they ride their suped up bikes that turn pollution into, I don’t know, clean water or something from their off-the-grid house to the bus stop and they compost, too–oh, and their carbon footprint and their life emissions are less than yours, too. That makes them better. And they tell you. Over and over. I don’t do these things.

I’m not a “commuter”. I’m actually just lazy. Someone else driving always makes things easier. The bus takes a little longer, but my tiredness and grumpiness in the morning is seriously unrivaled–it’s just not wise for me to be driving at that hour. So, I get on the bus and space out as I’m driven over a floating bridge. In fact, that’s my new stance: I’m not lazy, I’m just looking out for the other people on the floating bridge.

Plus it’s cheaper, and saving money by being lazy cautious is awesome.

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