Monthly Archive for March, 2007

what? can’t hear you!

My fucking ear drum fucking ruptured. Or perforated. Or something like that. There is a hole (maybe) that VERY PAINFULLY formed, causing my ear to leak goo. Basically, my ear got infected really fast, and enough goo built up inside that it had to get out. Through my ear drum. So, a little blood and [...]

oops! another “day”!

I didn’t know that today was Shutdown Day. I’ll pay homage tomorrow.

no cheese, plz. just whine.

It hurts to talk. It hurts to swallow. It really hurts when I sneeze. It even hurts if I breathe through my mouth too much, which I’m forced to do as my nostrils play table tennis with the wad of goo in my sinuses. So I alternate my breathing; mouth for a while, right nostril [...]

i appreciate your considertaion and all

Dear germs,
Now, I know you feel the need to come visit every now and again. I get that. You travel a lot and my body seems to be a comfortable place for you to pass through a couple times a year. And when the visits are short-lived and not too instrusive, it’s ok. I deal. [...]

goid? they have a day for everything.

Did you know that today is Get Over It Day?
So, stop being a victim, k?

iwd?

Today is International Women’s Day. Who knew?

a book thrown at scooter

Jury convicts Libby.
Maybe this country isn’t TOTALLY doomed…
maybe.