littleghettoblaster

This one girl I know, she works in retail. These are things she told me today:

I work with men who take Women’s Wear Daily to the john for reading material.

(to rehash) I see small dogs, pomeranians and chihuahuas mostly, wearing coordinated outfits. Including the matching tote they’re carried in, the cost could buy me a new wardrobe. Twice.

I had a 20 minute conversation with a man about what to wear with white kicks (jeans and a t-shirt, i say).

A crackhead tried to steal jeans. He picked up a stack of the folded pants, lifted them over his head (to try and avoid the sensors) and left. A co-worker ran after him, stopped him in the alley and said, “gimme back those jeans.” Crackhead replied, “Ok, sorry.” and handed back the pants.

(the shoplifting stories, and attempted shoplifting stories, could go on and on and….)

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